Bitch? Why you mad ?
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
World without pussy:
World without dick:
If you don’t think that the ARTPOP album cover is the tightest shit ever, get outta my goddamn face.
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
3 for 2 does not mean you get THREE items for TWO pounds ¬_¬
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents